{"id":1969,"date":"2010-01-16T10:25:25","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T09:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/?p=1969"},"modified":"2019-05-11T14:52:58","modified_gmt":"2019-05-11T12:52:58","slug":"intello","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/2010\/01\/16\/intello\/","title":{"rendered":"Intello ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1970 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Col-800-300x104.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"104\" srcset=\"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Col-800-300x104.jpg 300w, https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Col-800.jpg 348w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>16\/01\/2010<br \/>\nDeux \u00ab\u00a0youngs\u00a0\u00bb dans le m\u00e9tro, ligne 2, entre Jaur\u00e8s et P\u00e8re Lachaise, jusque l\u00e0 silencieux, laissant le soin \u00e0 leurs \u00e9couteurs respectifs de diffuser une musique douce et voluptueuse (quelques dizaines de d\u00e9cibels discrets et raffin\u00e9s).<\/p>\n<p>Le premier\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Eh, jeudi prochain, c\u2019est quelle date\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le second\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Hein\u00a0?\u00a0!\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le premier (sur un ton encore plus fort, vu qu\u2019aucun des deux n\u2019enl\u00e8ve les boules <em>Qui\u00e8s<\/em>\u00a0sonores qui leurs servent de proth\u00e8ses auditives mentales) : \u00ab Jeudi prochain\u2026 jeudi prochain\u2026 c\u2019est quel jour, c\u2019est quelle date\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le second\u00a0(apr\u00e8s un petit silence) : \u00ab\u00a0ah\u2026 ah\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le premier\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Alors, c\u2019est quelle date\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le second (alors sans aucune h\u00e9sitation ou presque)\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Euh\u2026 c\u2019est le 24 ou le 28.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Le premier\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Ah ouais d\u2019accord\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Fin de la conversation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16\/01\/2010 Deux \u00ab\u00a0youngs\u00a0\u00bb dans le m\u00e9tro, ligne 2, entre Jaur\u00e8s et P\u00e8re Lachaise, jusque l\u00e0 silencieux, laissant le soin \u00e0 leurs \u00e9couteurs respectifs de diffuser&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1970,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[63],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1969"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6730,"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969\/revisions\/6730"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/claudeyacoub.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}